OK, so I drink this water, and the tape worm living in my intestine gets like these super powers and grows huge and become psycho-kinetic and is able to control my mind… but only when the sun is on the other side of the earth because the sun puts out a unseen radiation that can penetrate only 100 meters of earth…. so, every night I go on a parasitic rampage, and don’t remember what happens in the morning.